tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68507682902824013712024-03-05T09:48:34.204-08:00Jokingham PalaceJokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-9934910814994705712015-12-07T02:38:00.000-08:002015-12-07T02:38:59.496-08:00Few Blond Jokes<div align="center" id="yiv1855733820ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1438611720745_37116" style="background: rgb(218, 33, 31); font-family: Arial; font-size: large; text-align: center;">
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<b id="yui_3_16_0_1_1449336093363_80797"><span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1449336093363_80796" style="font-size: 24pt;">After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.</span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">She says, “What's the story?”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">SPEEDING TICKET</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">nicely if he could see her driver’s license.</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">Just yesterday they took my license away and</span></b></div>
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<b id="yui_3_16_0_1_1449336093363_80803"><span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1449336093363_80802" lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">now today you expect me to show it to you?”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /></span><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;"> <b>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's<br />office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.</b></span><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,</span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">Everywhere she touched made her scream.</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b id="yui_3_16_0_1_1449336093363_80818"><span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1449336093363_80817" lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">“Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">“I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">KNITTING</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. <br />Glancing at the car, he was astounded<br />to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">“NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">BLOND ON TIME</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked<br />her what their names were.</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex”</span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">and one was named“Timex”.</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;"> “Helllooooo... ,” answered the blonde. “They're watchdogs.”</span></b> <span lang="EN-GB"> </span> </div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">FINALLY, THE<br />BLONDE<br />JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!</span></b><span lang="EN-GB"></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 24pt;">In the swim-meet, after the blond came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges that all the other girls were using their arms.</span></b></div>
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Jimmy "Handi" Warnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08394419831007360273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-57010558156638262202015-12-07T01:59:00.000-08:002015-12-07T01:59:22.786-08:00FLORIDA WOMAN STOPS ALLIGATOR ATTACK WITH A SMALL BERETTA PISTOL. (UNCLASSIFIED)<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.</span><br />
<br style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Here is her story in her own words:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water, and began charging us with its large jaws wide open.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Just one shot to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">The 'gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer s fees was really incredible!"</span>Jimmy "Handi" Warnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08394419831007360273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-32930914996734542792015-12-07T01:20:00.003-08:002015-12-07T01:21:35.960-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Monster Spray? HmmmJimmy "Handi" Warnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08394419831007360273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-22253187439215900792012-01-24T05:33:00.001-08:002012-01-24T05:33:16.359-08:00You know what an uncircumcised penis looks like? A bishop waring a turtle neck. Jimmy "Handi" Warnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08394419831007360273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-17156127946362381952010-04-28T08:36:00.000-07:002010-04-28T08:37:46.627-07:00Best Irish Joke<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: 15px; "><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; "><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size:85%;"><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size:100%;">John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of<br />me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; "><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size:85%;"><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size:100%;">for the best toast of the night!</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; "><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size:85%;"><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size:100%;"><br />He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best<br />toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"<br /><br />John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church<br />beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.<br />The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street<br />corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night<br />at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."<br /><br />She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You<br />know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and<br />the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."</span></span></div></span>Jimmy "Handi" Warnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08394419831007360273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-29801627891813947432009-07-09T06:06:00.001-07:002009-07-09T06:06:21.671-07:00Too Cute<center> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://blip.tv/scripts/pokkariPlayer.js?ver=2009070701"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://blip.tv/syndication/write_player?skin=js&posts_id=2358509&source=3&autoplay=true&file_type=flv&player_width=&player_height="></script> <div id="blip_movie_content_2358509"> <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-TooCute925.wmv" onclick="play_blip_movie_2358509(); return false;"><img title="Click to play" alt="Video thumbnail. Click to play" src="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-TooCute925.wmv.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Play" /></a> <br /> <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-TooCute925.wmv" onclick="play_blip_movie_2358509(); return false;">Click to Play</a> </div> </center><div class="blip_description"><p>This is a Water Commercial</p></div><br />Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-651552623320520552009-06-15T07:00:00.000-07:002009-06-15T07:09:43.419-07:00A.A.A.D.D. Know The SymptomsKNOW THE SYMPTOMS Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.<br /><br />Somehow I feel better, even though I have it !<br />Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.<br /><br />This is how it manifests:<br /><br />I decide to water my garden.<br />As I turn on the hose in the driveway,<br />I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.<br /><br />As I start toward the garage,<br />I notice mail on the porch table that<br />I brought up from the mail box earlier.<br /><br />I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.<br />I lay my car keys on the table,<br />put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,<br />and notice that the can is full.<br /><br />So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.<br />But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway,<br />I may as well pay the bills first.<br /><br />I take my check book off the table,<br />and see that there is only one check left..<br />My extra checks are in my desk in the study,<br />so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.<br /><br />I'm going to look for my checks,<br />but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.<br />The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.<br /><br />As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,<br />a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.<br />I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.<br /><br />I decide I better put them back on my desk,<br />but first I'm going to water the flowers..<br />I set the glasses back down on the counter,<br />fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.<br /><br />Someone left it on the kitchen table.<br />I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,<br />I'll be looking for the remote,<br />but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,<br />so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,<br />but first I'll water the flowers.<br /><br />I pour some water in the flowers,<br />but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.<br /><br />So, I set the remote back on the table,<br />get some towels and wipe up the spill.<br /><br />Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.<br /><br />At the end of the day:<br /><br />the car isn't washed<br />the bills aren't paid<br />there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter<br />the flowers don't have enough water<br />there is still only 1 check in my check book<br />I can't find the remote<br />I can't find my glasses<br />and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.<br /><br />Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,<br />I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,<br />and I'm really tired.<br /><br />I realize this is a serious problem,<br />and I'll try to get some help for it,<br />but first I'll check my e-mail....Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-33339144175365411912009-03-18T13:03:00.001-07:002009-03-18T13:03:38.497-07:00Beer Diet<center> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://blip.tv/scripts/pokkariPlayer.js?ver=2008010901"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://blip.tv/syndication/write_player?skin=js&posts_id=1902425&source=3&autoplay=true&file_type=flv&player_width=&player_height="></script> <div id="blip_movie_content_1902425"> <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BeerDiet791.wmv" onclick="play_blip_movie_1902425(); return false;"><img title="Click to play" alt="Video thumbnail. Click to play" src="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BeerDiet791.wmv.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Play" /></a> <br /> <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BeerDiet791.wmv" onclick="play_blip_movie_1902425(); return false;">Click to Play</a> </div> </center><div class="blip_description"><p>Here is another Video for your enjoyment.</p><p>How to lose Weight by drinking Beer!</p><p></div><br />Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-71583405697628241242009-03-18T13:02:00.001-07:002009-03-18T13:02:46.868-07:00Google Experiences<center> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://blip.tv/scripts/pokkariPlayer.js?ver=2008010901"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://blip.tv/syndication/write_player?skin=js&posts_id=1902424&source=3&autoplay=true&file_type=flv&player_width=&player_height="></script> <div id="blip_movie_content_1902424"> <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-Googleexperiences332.wmv" onclick="play_blip_movie_1902424(); return false;"><img title="Click to play" alt="Video thumbnail. Click to play" src="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-Googleexperiences332.wmv.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Play" /></a> <br /> <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-Googleexperiences332.wmv" onclick="play_blip_movie_1902424(); return false;">Click to Play</a> </div> </center><div class="blip_description">Here is another Video for your enjoyment!</div><br />Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-75109045555136771922009-02-04T06:46:00.001-08:002009-02-04T06:46:46.526-08:00Bicycle Wipe Out<center> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://blip.tv/scripts/pokkariPlayer.js?ver=2008010901"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://blip.tv/syndication/write_player?skin=js&posts_id=1724655&source=3&autoplay=true&file_type=flv&player_width=&player_height="></script> <div id="blip_movie_content_1724655"> <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BicycleWipeOut438.wmv" onclick="play_blip_movie_1724655(); return false;"><img title="Click to play" alt="Video thumbnail. Click to play" src="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BicycleWipeOut438.wmv.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Play" /></a> <br /> <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BicycleWipeOut438.wmv" onclick="play_blip_movie_1724655(); return false;">Click to Play</a> </div> </center><div class="blip_description"><p>In this Video, a Bike Rider Wipes out big time.</p><p>Enjoy the video!</p></div><br />Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-16335787253629714642009-01-30T05:25:00.000-08:002009-01-30T05:27:32.900-08:00Meet Marvin, Men's Answer to Maxine!Men strike back!<br /><br />How many men does it take to open a beer?<br />None. It should be opened when she brings it.<br /><br />Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?<br />Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never<br />be able to support you.<br /><br />Why do women have smaller feet than men?<br />It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to<br />the kitchen sink.<br /><br />How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?<br />When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'<br /><br />How do you fix a woman's watch?<br />You don't. There is a clock on the oven.<br /><br />If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the<br />front door, who do you let in first?<br />The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.<br /><br />Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by<br />90%.<br />It's called a Wedding Cake.<br /><br />Why do men die before their wives?<br />They want to.Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-63161006964907070732009-01-28T10:09:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:14:23.399-08:00Penis van LesbianA good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and, with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.<br /><br />The agent asked, "What's your name?"<br /><br />The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."<br /><br />The agent said, " Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."<br /><br />"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old. I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."<br /><br />The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years. You will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name, or I will not be able to represent you."<br /><br />"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said, and he left the agent's office.<br /><br />Five years later the agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck. Who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...<br /><br />"Dear Sir,<br /><br />Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood . You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. <br /><br />You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. <br /><br />I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.<br /><br />Thank you for your advice.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Dick van DykeJokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-78810682928982050882009-01-28T08:50:00.000-08:002009-01-28T08:58:55.130-08:00Ads From The 30's<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRB5qV46eLiw7ThpeeTvY6236-eJNDdms-knf6MWhPI-9krZgHmRyMhCZZILpy03Gee-ouZ8tKuHeRdb9lgTAT-e_oPUHdixNeYFQSnMsNrIPmeQMEyvmkDYEwjvXHnt-o0iEngkMc/s1600-h/Tipalet.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296389594703552370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRB5qV46eLiw7ThpeeTvY6236-eJNDdms-knf6MWhPI-9krZgHmRyMhCZZILpy03Gee-ouZ8tKuHeRdb9lgTAT-e_oPUHdixNeYFQSnMsNrIPmeQMEyvmkDYEwjvXHnt-o0iEngkMc/s320/Tipalet.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVPRLRuSyDTz99j7iuVp8Wino6nl_3AO0-oWdOk3xyiXq80UpmMd4MwytDeld5ZRGaJS-RcSd87X4mQDWjoROCayrMB4cg8PMvt6xdjWlJWi9ByUWpwYQPC6OPUCvliuKEqLfba1Ga/s1600-h/Tapeworms.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296389592524412818" style="DISPLAY: block; 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 248px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5CxwbhdS2xTqD093k_z85TLz6NZGp7cBxWUUM05n_GfQ_v6QpPAfNQlhoeu-fTQtpO5b2p2YEwmmsooh-VQuYTt8XTZnXD-lLNCzDKTM3UawQnBphbbr-vzVwey1soL2ueoc0DZnn/s320/Camels.bmp" border="0" /></a> <div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-82555438629911948382009-01-28T08:25:00.001-08:002009-01-28T08:29:31.224-08:00Bob Munden<center><div id="blip_movie_content_1721067"><a onclick="play_blip_movie_1721067(); return false;" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BobMunden714.wmv" rel="enclosure"><img title="Click to play" alt="Video thumbnail. Click to play" src="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BobMunden714.wmv.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a onclick="play_blip_movie_1721067(); return false;" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-BobMunden714.wmv" rel="enclosure">Click to Play</a> </div></center><div class="blip_description">Fastest Gun Ever.</div>Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-81459016332619655612009-01-28T08:17:00.001-08:002009-01-28T08:24:07.846-08:00When it's OK To Pee Your Pants!<center><div id="blip_movie_content_1721024"><a onclick="play_blip_movie_1721024(); return false;" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-WhenItsOKToPeeYourPants716.wmv" rel="enclosure"><img title="Click to play" alt="Video thumbnail. Click to play" src="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-WhenItsOKToPeeYourPants716.wmv.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a onclick="play_blip_movie_1721024(); return false;" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/JokinghamPalace-WhenItsOKToPeeYourPants716.wmv" rel="enclosure">Click to Play</a> </div></center><div class="blip_description"></div>Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-37283869185481799942009-01-28T08:01:00.000-08:002009-01-28T08:50:24.408-08:00Gas PricesI went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.....<br /><br />The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-89708555892692428592009-01-28T07:49:00.000-08:002009-01-28T07:57:40.942-08:00Popeyes Mom!<div><br /><div>They've Found Her... They've found Popeye's Mom. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Here is Popeye:</div><div> </div><div> </div><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296374134690658706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 283px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh2EOFuOMZSRVhzY_a3QgSt_ZO8gJPs4rjJC3xuggWbGe2ceGiQoOKkdE4RsKb9GGa7-jxe65VDv39ZguLGArH6dG2-iAD4-yZUkrFU7ZKBpetT-Ty8V2FLetAZcu0Z8teV6nUeUDE/s320/popeye.bmp" border="0" /><br /><div></div>Here is His Mother:<br /><div></div><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296373579054304178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVMLzhFtIw3xVd7WjLVah8VAabBQd275LcT-S1QnB0QtQrW1BKo7W7aqZagX3wGh5qdPVRgC4nfBzad41DodLEl3GnBuetRzfBk34FEUk200TQxBOrNnOT2xxDZTDEMJIsMAuaPWCo/s320/popeyesmom.bmp" border="0" /></div></div>Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-88775448791857202602009-01-28T07:33:00.001-08:002009-01-28T07:34:26.324-08:00Indiana Winter PoemIt's winter in Indiana<br />And the gentle breezes blow<br />Seventy miles an hour<br />At twenty-five below.<br /><br />Oh, how I love Indiana<br /> When the snow's up to your butt<br /> You take a breath of winter<br />And your nose gets frozen shut.<br /><br />Yes, the weather here is wonderful<br />So I guess I'll hang around<br />I could never leave Indiana<br />'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!Jokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6850768290282401371.post-59987820862314257402009-01-28T06:38:00.000-08:002009-01-28T06:54:59.485-08:00DISCLAIMERWelcome to Jokingham Palace.<br /><br />Here you will find all kinds of jokes... From Corny Jokes to Down right Rounchie Jokes.<br /><br />There will be jokes for all Ages... NO Censorship... There will be no Sections for Special Jokes, there will be no sections for Age Groups...<br /><br />Here ANYTHING Goes. I Am <span style="color:#ff0000;">NOT</span> Responsible for the younger ones coming here and reading R or X Rated Jokes. Enter my Palace at your own Risk, This is a means of Entertainment Mainly for the Older Generation to enjoy.<br /><br />If you are Below the Age of 16, Please redirect yourself <a href="http://www.disney.com/">here</a> and enjoy the activities that's ment for your Age group!<br /><br />You will have to Excuse the Site as it has just been Created, So things are a little messy and Disarayed here, but will soon take form for your enjoyment.<br /><br />If you are interested in Searching for a Certain Tag for a Joke, you can do so by typing in G for General, PG for Parental Guidance, PG13 and so forth, This may help on younger Prying Eyes, but I still have my Disclaimer to keep myself out of trouble with the General Public<br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff0000;">So Enter at your OWN RISK, I am NOT Responsible.</span></div><br />If you have any Comments, Questions or Even Jokes that you wish to Send me, Please send them <a href="mailto:jokinghampalace@gmail.com">here</a>.<br /><br />Thanks,<br />Jokingham PalaceJokingham Palacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184517465001843010noreply@blogger.com0